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Work dad jokes
with maximum damage.

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#11work

I used to be a banker…

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#63work

Why did the man get fired from the calendar factory?

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#82work

What do you call a factory that makes okay products?

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#92work

Want to hear a joke about paper?

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#130work

I'm afraid for the calendar...

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#156work

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

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#180work

Why are elevator jokes so classic?

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#187work

I made a pencil with two erasers.

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#203work

I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

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#207work

Want to hear a construction joke?

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#257work

Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

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#310work

Why did the stapler win employee of the month?

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#311work

Why did the calendar get promoted?

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#312work

That meeting could have been an email.

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#313work

Why did the office coffee file an HR complaint?

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#314work

My desk asked for a raise.

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#315work

Why was the photocopier promoted?

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#316work

Why did the deadline cross the road?

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#317work

My out-of-office reply applied for my job.

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