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Why are Saturday and Sunday the strongest days?
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351 PLAYABLE JOKES
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#1wordplay
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Why are Saturday and Sunday the strongest days?
They aren’t weak-days.
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—#2wordplay
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Why did the math book look sad?
Because it had too many problems.
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—#3pun
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I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him.
That's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
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5.0/5#4halloween
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Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don't have the guts!
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2.5/5#5pun
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Why don't some couples go to the gym?
Because some relationships don't work out.
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—#6animals
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I asked the dog, "What's two minus two?"
He said nothing.
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—#7animals
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What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?
Frostbite.
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—#8wordplay
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What do you call a javelin thrower with Parkinson’s Disease?
Shakespeare
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—#9science
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How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it.
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—#10science
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How do you organize a space party?
You planet.
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—#11work
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I used to be a banker…
But I lost interest.
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—#12science
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What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree.
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