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Technology dad jokes
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#25technology

What's a computer's favorite snack?

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#26technology

I told my computer I needed a break…

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#67technology

What do you call a belt made out of watches?

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#151technology

Why did the man put his car in the oven?

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#167technology

What's Forrest Gump's password?

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#302technology

Why did the keyboard request a vacation?

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#303technology

Why did the password go to therapy?

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#304technology

My smart fridge sent me a relationship update.

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#305technology

Why did the USB drive get a medal?

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#306technology

What did the browser say after opening 47 tabs?

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#307technology

I asked an AI to tell me a dad joke.

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#308technology

Why did the printer start meditating?

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#309technology

My Wi-Fi and I had a serious talk.

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