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How do you organize a space party?
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What kind of tree fits in your hand?
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Why don't scientists trust atoms?
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I only know 25 letters of the alphabet.
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I'm reading a book on anti-gravity…
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How does the moon cut his hair?
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What do you call a made up color?
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What's brown and sticky?
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I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went…
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Why don't dinosaurs talk?
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What do clouds wear under their shorts?
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What's ET short for?
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What do you call someone who steals energy?
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Why did the astronomer break up with the moon?
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My microscope and I had an argument.
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Why did the proton bring a receipt?
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What did one tectonic plate say after the awkward date?
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Why was the lab coat promoted?
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I asked a black hole for directions.
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Why did the molecule start a podcast?
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My telescope joined a dating app.
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