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Why don't eggs tell jokes?
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#56food
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
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What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
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Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
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Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?
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Why do bananas never feel lonely?
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What do you call a fake noodle?
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I got hit in the head with a can of soda.
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Why do melons have weddings?
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What do you call fake spaghetti?
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What kind of car does an egg drive?
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How does a taco say grace?
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Why don't eggs tell jokes?
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Did you hear the rumor about butter?
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What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
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What's a vampire's favorite fruit?
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Why did the banana go to the doctor?
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What did one plate say to the other?
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Why did the tomato blush?
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I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.
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What does a lemon say when it answers the phone?
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Why did the baker put a clock in the dough?
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My refrigerator started a band.
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Why was the taco terrible at hide-and-seek?
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Why did the cereal get promoted?
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The potato opened a detective agency.
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Why did the pasta take the afternoon off?
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What do you call a nervous piece of toast?
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My pizza opened a savings account.
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